He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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