Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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