thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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