Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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