just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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