My hair reeks of homosexuality.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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