Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
you win again, gameday.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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