Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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