i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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