she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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