Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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