Me. At least after what I've been through.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
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I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
This is my life. Enjoy the view
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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