Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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