we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
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If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
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I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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