left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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