This girl is more easily done than said...
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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