Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
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Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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