you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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