S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
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I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
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How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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