ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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