Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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