but the lizard people decide everything anyway
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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