So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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