I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
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It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
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Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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