Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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