..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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