There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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