where does the pee come out of this thing
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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