k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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