why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
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