I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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