Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
i now understand why vodka
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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