Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
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How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
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I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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