dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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