Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
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I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
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My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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