there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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