i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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