I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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