Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
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