the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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