im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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