if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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