I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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