No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
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Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
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I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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