i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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