Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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