I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
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I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
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Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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