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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
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I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
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Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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