I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
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