i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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