What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
