More tranny stories later!
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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