they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.