I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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