The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
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dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
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I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online